shivell shit face

somebody with a shit eating smile.,like a politician or a car salesman.

I really hate those shivell shit face types, they're so cheezy looking.

by Heapcreed December 2, 2016

Fuck face

When someone's just so ugly just call them a fuck face

Person 1:you're so ugly

Person 2:oh just shut up you fuck face

by Blake Richardson December 4, 2016

Deluxe Exploding Face

A deluxe exploding face is an exploding face, but you are able to climax and add your spunk to the event.

Your sister is so hot, I was able to give her a rare deluxe exploding face. I think I might be in love.

by Hutchyboy December 7, 2016

face cocoon

A bomb ass scarf which makes you feel safe and secure

Gabu: "nice scarf"
Quaid: "BITCH this is my face cocoon!"

by 1234(32433 January 13, 2017

Wonky face

When someone has no friends and they have a messed up face and is ugly

Girl 1: he was such a wonky face
Girl 2: he makes me sick

by Alexeisler January 11, 2017

Face Baggery

To make numerous argumentative posts of an apoplectic or advocating nature while disingenuously claiming apathy on the subject matter.

-OR-
Apoplectically responding to responses containing documented facts with any mixture of: claims of apathy; ignoring facts; changing the argument or simply making more raging posts.

Larry has been committing face baggery again. He keeps making posts on how the apollo moon landing was staged in Hollywood .But when you call him on it says he really doesn't care one way or another. Larry is such a core face bagger.

by Nutty Tech October 26, 2015

Fiery Face Fuck

When you fill a water gun with high-proof alcohol like vodka and give girls shots , the alcohol eventually gets all over their face. you then take a lighter and light the alcohol on her face. Then you jack off and nut on her face to put the flame out.

I hit that blonde bitch with the fiery face fuck and now she won't talk to me anymore!

by T_boone November 3, 2015