Sugar head

A penis, not necessarily a big one, but one that feels so good, or a woman lives so much, that she stays attached and monogamous with a guy, even if he's a deadbeat, and a bum.

Jimmy must have a sugar head, for Brenda to still be with him. He's manegy & broke all of the time, but she wouldn't part with him for a sack of gold.

by HomerRodeheaver May 17, 2022

Kapusta Head

A literal cabbage head. A dim witted dip shit.

Look at this kapusta head wearing the track suit. Pretty sure he failed out of grade school.

by blunto September 14, 2022

peter pipe head

An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.

I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.

by Ms. Katrina October 19, 2017

Pillow head

When a woman just lays their during sex and does nothing

That bitch is a pillow head no fun at all

by crs April 22, 2020

Pillow head

A person on cocain pillows Like the items women use to apply powder to there face

Bob "Yo Hows you dad"
Germain "Not good man he's a pillow head"
Bob "Oh that sucks"

by Areyoudaqween April 09, 2019

Turtleneck head

Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum

John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling

by Bannotti March 22, 2017

Head-Canon

Not necessarily canon, but canon in your own perspective. Your own alternate perspective of what’s canon.

In my head-canon, Mario in the original Donkey Kong games from the early ‘80s is actually the father of Mario and Luigi. That Pauline is probably a different Pauline. Maybe it’s modern Pauline’s mother. The second Mario in Donkey Kong Jr. is Mario and Luigi’s random uncle.

by Excrushman March 19, 2023