crack me up

when someone says something funny and you start laughing uncontrollably you say "YOU CRACK ME UP!"

person 1: he is planning world freckelation!
person 2 who is laughing uncontrollably: dude! u crack me up!

by golden weirdo July 20, 2008

cracking me up

Making me laugh

You are cracking me up!

by bradk October 1, 2013

up your anus

To tell someone to fuck right off

Up your anus mate if you think I'm gonna suck ur mums tit

by mitch00uk April 7, 2015

Stuck up bitch

Very fake and thinks she/he is better than you with her/his new friends and they is just a fucking bitch

Vanessa is a stuck up bitch I can't stand her most of the time

by Babyluv123 November 7, 2019

Stand-up Philosopher

A Comedian; a stand-up comedian, as described in Mel Brook's 'History of the World Part 1.'

B. Arthur "Occupation?"

Comicus: "Stand-up Philosopher"

B Arthur: "What?"

Comicus: "A Stan-up up Philosopher!; I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension."

B Arthur: "Oh! A Bullshit Artist!?!!"

by HapaRy May 26, 2009

back-up bitch

The next person in line that you ask to do something with after your preferred person isn't able to.

guy 1: "My girlfriend can't make it for lunch with me today...do you want to go?"
guy 2: "What, am I your back-up bitch?"

by RNPS September 6, 2007

Stick-up Boy

A person that robs drug dealers for a living. Someone who puts a gun to a drug dealer head and demands that he hand his stash and/or cash over.

Hoodrat#1:Yo! you heard about Omar robbin' Avon's men the other day?

Hoodrat#2: Omar who?

Hoodrat#1: That faggot ass stick-up boy!

by GavinRC November 3, 2013