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baby exchange

When you cum inside an envelope that came inside an envelope and return to the original sender
Ken: Did you mail that envelope back in?

Tyler: Of course, I made sure to include the baby exchange.
by Thetiedyeburrito September 27, 2018
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Baby spoonie

The one that gets all thel belly rubs, kissing and cuddling before going to bed.
Selin is such a baby spoonie. I always asks for belly rubs, cuddles and kisses in middle of a night.
by YikesRebuttal January 15, 2024
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Alternative Baby Bonding (ABB)

Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)
My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.
by J.Luis September 19, 2019
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Baby Joe

FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Brooooo, that guy that’s taking it up the ass is a Baby Joe
by Alone4Life January 29, 2019
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Baby Eyes

when someones eyes are too innocent to see inappropriate things
dont look you’ve got baby eyes
by ababababawiwiwiwi August 27, 2025
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first born babies/airbender fukkers

children who love the first fruits of the Heavenly Father and seek out to get what they want and obey God and make people obey God at all times. God grants them gifts because they seek God and love God in return.
Adonai is a first born babies/airbender fukkers child that can't handle abuse or hatred of thy neighbor because God says to love thy neighbor. So he socks the faces of people to get them back on track to loving their neighbor.
by aromabinger August 7, 2023
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