Pulled a Wess

to wander aimlessly while inebriated in unknown territory or unfamiliar places. Often while loosing something of im"portance.

The fountain was great but I lost my glasses. I so "Pulled a Wess"

by daniellezzz July 24, 2011

Pulled a Boehner

Ruin the faith and credit of your entire nation, just so some oligarch billionaires can see less zeroes on their tax forms, and then cry about how you love your nation soooo much.

Dude, I heard an ultra-nationalist member of Parliament in the homeland just pulled a Boehner out of his ass. His face is wet, and now we're all totally screwed!

by Science Lover July 31, 2011

pulled a schmidt

the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious

guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."

by therobotshirt August 5, 2011

Pulled a Bennett

TO FUCK A DUMB MISTRESS IN THE ASS

TO ENGAGE IN AWESOME BUTT SEX

I PULLED A BENNETT ON THAT DUMB BITCH BITCH MC-BITCH LAST NIGHT

by ihatethis456 November 22, 2011

pulling a moxley

When a teacher assigns a homework assignment or a project at the last second of class.

Person 1: Dude wanna come over and play CoD over the weekend?
Person 2: Naa man I can't my english teacher keeps pulling a moxley.
Person 1: Ha! Sucks for you.

by Aranguyxyz November 24, 2011

Pulled a Weiner

Accidentally posting or sending something not intended for mass distribution.

Bob accidentally posted pictures with his mistress to his wall, not a private message. John really "pulled a Weiner"!

Frank accidentally hit "reply all" when calling his boss a self-centered dumb ass. His coworkers had a laugh, but Frank was fired. Frank "pulled a Weiner"!

by Rep Frank Bob December 1, 2011

Pulling a Raker

When you do something most people would see a retarded but you don't. Like stepping on a rake.

Man you pulled a Raker last night and left with that hairy dude.

You were "Pulling a Raker" chatting up that hairy fella last night.

You don't see it till it hits you in your tiny face. Just like stepping on a rake.

by NotAmberbutclose December 3, 2011