National Send Soapy Tits Pic Day

The perfect day to send some lovely soapy boobsta piccaroonies to a loved one.

Bro: Dude...why did you send me photos of you in the shower?
Dude: Cause bro, its march first, duh.
Bro: what?
Dude: national send soapy tits pic day.

by lovewizard March 1, 2025

National Pants Yourself Day

National Pants yourself day is on Nov.8. While around a big crowd pants yourself to show you are confident about your body !!

Did you see hector yesterday during National Pants Yourself Day He must have a big cock if he’s so confident

by New National Days November 7, 2019

National Make Out Day

May 23-30 is when you can make out with anyone you want (with consent ofc)

Jason: Its may 23rd! National make out day! lets make out

Gertrude: Okay

by Grandma bertha May 21, 2022

National Relapse Day

the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx

Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.

by teletubbies_rock123 June 1, 2024

National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6, the day when all of the guys in the friendzone can ask (and receive) pictures of boobs
*Females HAVE to send*

Me: Hey do you have any idea what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great tits

by . March 6, 2023

national ramen day

this day is january 4! its where everyone shits, eats, and breath ramen noodles. go CraZY nd StOOpid !

someone: "wow bitch its january 4th!"
other fucker: "yeah its national ramen day"

by leodardi October 25, 2019

National Booty Pic Day

December 1st

Start off the holiday season right by sending a picture of that fine ass of yours to your favourite beau or belle!

"Damn, Melissa just sent me a booty pic!"
"Of course she did, it's December 1st; National Booty Pic Day!"

by Some meme November 28, 2020