dirty biscuits

1.the best possible hand you can have in poker.
A.K.A "the nuts"
2.something beyond extremely awesome

Man! I flopped the dirty biscuits and some donkey called my all in with a nine two off suit

by Willerbug March 21, 2007

dirty timo

Some guy in your class who is a massive weeb and is into catgirls

"Oh look over there, it's that guy who wants to fuck a catgirl"

"Oh that's Dirty Timo"

by Anonymous12345432165 April 20, 2020

Dirty thirds

When someone "hooks" up with someone after two of his friends have hooked up with them prior to said hook up. The term becomes appropriate after a situation where the term Sloppy seconds suffices. Coined by Bryce aka Gunky.

That girl is you're dirty thirds.

"Dude that girl's so easy. You could totally tap that."
"Wait dude, didn't Plowman and Trash can hook up with her?"
"Yeah, but dude she's so easy."
"Na man,I don't want their dirty thirds."

by bryce richards April 4, 2008

Dirty Zoey

When one is having sex with a girl that has an excessive amount of pubic hair and that hair is more than 5 inches long where the partner then proceeds to grab the woman’s pubic hair with their bear hands and starts to drag her around until the hair falls off.

I heard that she got Dirty Zoeyed by Jacob

by anonymous September 14, 2020

dirty jaclyn

When you bake a cake with your own pubic hair and feed it to your partner.

Bill was such a prick, so I baked him a dirty Jaclyn.

by Blanche12 January 23, 2018

Dirty Bea

Dirty Bea a girl who selects random vegetables usually of the large variety and steals them by hiding them in her vaginal cavity, she then gets off with deprived sexual gratification when she cooks with them and puts them in food to sell at bake sales, she can sometimes be seen chuckling to herself manically and saying “eat my pussy food you dirty bitches”.

I brought a meat and potato pie at the bake sale I’m sure it was made by Dirty Bea it tasted like fishy vagina.

by Dirty Andy June 12, 2020

Dirty Mack

A band who's members included Eric Clapton, John Lennon, Mitch Mitchell, Keith Richard, Yoko Ono, Jimi Hendrix(?)...and performed at the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus in 1968.

Wow, Dirty Mack really shredded! They were an awesome combination of musicians. It might have been great if they had put together an album...though maybe without Yoko.

by Seamus Angus April 12, 2008