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Wobble Head Leave

A term used in public safety when a colleague is out on administrative leave for a mental health evaluation/assessment.
Shannon is out on wobble head leave and expected to return next week.
by The Beaver Trapper March 31, 2021
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Mushroom head

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.
Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin
by MrSlappaH December 28, 2018
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Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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Metro Head

The act of receiving head on the metro link train on the way to or from work, school, or volunteer activities.
Did you hear that Travis got metro head this morning? I bet he takes the train all week.
by BB Puffin May 25, 2016
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Heads

When a male or female is horny they want heads.
I need some heads
by Heads August 2, 2020
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dime head

A pathetically sad head of fine, short hair that lacks volume and lays flat against the scalp. A person with a small head and very fine hair.
"If I didn't have this dime head I wouldn't have to wear headbands and scarves all the time."
by woman with soul February 10, 2022
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Five head

A five head is when you are able to put your hand on youre head and fits without touching youre eyebrows or your hair line.
Steve:whos that?
Mike:thats Stacy. She's got a five head
Steve:I can tell
by Wowza! Thats crazy! October 18, 2019
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