by Valentina719 September 19, 2025
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Student 1: *giggles*
Teacher: stop being so immature you dumbass it ain’t like you’ll ever be getting head
Child 2: thAt ain’t what I saw last night... you two were getting pretty steamy
Teacher:
Student 1:
The spider on the wall: oh shit
Student 1: *giggles*
Teacher: stop being so immature you dumbass it ain’t like you’ll ever be getting head
Child 2: thAt ain’t what I saw last night... you two were getting pretty steamy
Teacher:
Student 1:
The spider on the wall: oh shit
by PippyThePig November 29, 2019
Get the Head mug.by Super duper epic gamer 69 zzzz June 13, 2019
Get the crate head mug.An exceptionally large forehead of which you can look into and see your own future. Often times light reflecting upon it will blind Pilots.
"Wow FUCK, uhhh that cunt Rachel has the biggest five-head I have ever seen, it took down a 747 earlier today killing 150 passengers, 4 of which were infants.
by Cocksucker3 August 28, 2016
Get the Five-head mug.A fuck head is one who's head is fucked cuz the world is fucked my friend. Usually has 2 looks of either resting bitchface or smiling n laughing into Oblivion of the face area. Usually has 2 moods of either fuck you or fuck me, usually, or like whatever tho. male or female cuz the males kind of feminine n the females kind of masculine. Won't usually talk shit back , jus look at u like u have no idea how lucky u r I don't haul off n blast you in the face pussy cause they got jails for that n y'all need Jesus anyway bitch so I'ma go back to doing me. Inside is just a puppy but a timberwolf puppy half grown so still lethal. Jus wans to cuddle but ain't nobody got time for that so they may develop a drinking problem but eventually be basically sober cuz they're wicked smart so how bout them apples. Walks like Ben Affleck cuz y'all suspect. Prolly Italian or raised round alot of Italians or likes Italian food n wine. Makes the best lovers cuz deep down they jus wanna love n be loved but r super picky so you'll prolly get sour grapes n that's fine because they'd prolly ruin everyone else for u for the rest of your life n they love u too much to do that to u. Prolly really been through a lot even though they don't look it so you should be really caring with them cuz even though they r the shit they can be assholes n u probably deserve it but deffinatly not n they will feel bad after and everything will be fucked up for like a minute but that could last forever, who knows these days.
by JohnnyBlazeson October 6, 2019
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^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”
by KLITXXIIIII October 30, 2023
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by El.ereira March 27, 2024
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