The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.

According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.

by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024

One Nut

Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.

Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.

Richard: I like getting butt slammed but

I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.

I got fucked in the ass all night long and was only able to receive one nut.

by Sukon medick May 8, 2025

no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

by subway572572 September 28, 2023

one tough son of a bitch

throws thumbs of after getting hit in a fight

“austin seamen was one tough son of a bitch at that fight today!”

by kmalokks March 23, 2022

Sink a hot one

To smoke cannabis from a bong. Derived from the visual notion of cannabis in a bowl "sinking" as it burns and loses mass.

"Gonna go to Mike's and sink a hot one on his new piece."
"Wanna go out back and sink a few hot ones?"

by Downeast_Beast January 17, 2025

one hit hoe

One hit hoe who chases the sac , and will suck your dick on just a promise that you will give them a hit. Not necessarily ever giving her a hit of the pipe.

She a one hit hoe she will do anything for a hit!

by Shaneathon80 November 22, 2018

Rip one

When your 30 yards out with the ball and your mate shouts "RIP ONE" there's only one place that ball is going, Upper echelon .

Andy! RIP ONE !!!!

by The Football wiz November 9, 2016