Fucked by a seven nation Army

The newest court martial for seniors guaranteed aides

You do not want to be Fucked by a seven nation Army like Douglas will be 1000000 times in his washing machine

by Cody5050 February 1, 2022

National head day

February 3rd is the day you give your boyfriend or best friend head as a thank you for always being there and as a early valentines gift

I want to give me boyfriend some head as a early valentines gift because he treats me right on National head day

by lololoooli February 2, 2022

National boobs appreciation day

February second is national boobs appreciation day! Where we appreciate boobs of all sizes big and small. Make sure to tell all of your friends you love their boobs and you may even get a peek!

Sarah: what day is it today?
John: February 2nd of course, national boobs appreciation day!
Sarah: oh wow then here is your gift!

by Eggrol1 February 2, 2022

National send your ex nudes day

National send your Ex nudes day is on February 7th. The national holiday where everyone sends their former significant other naked pictures

Grace: Are you planning on sending Nate a picture of your titties tomorrow? It’s national send your ex nudes day

Jackie: Of course!

by angrypod147 February 2, 2022

national catchers day

one day a year that catchers in baseball/softball are recognized

Happy national catchers day!

by 68633896379 February 2, 2022

National Date Day

Where you ask out someone you like even if their taken on February 3rd.

1-“So I know your taken and all but todays National Date Day.”
2-“Damn fine.”

by penisadoodledoo February 2, 2022

National Thot’s Day

February 6th. The day Neilashem was born. The biggest HOE alive!!!!

Hey, did you know today is National Thot’s Day?

by taashmoney February 4, 2022