One direction

A band on a 18 month hiatus

One direction band member Louis Tomlinson likes girls who like carrots

by Daddy directioner August 30, 2020

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One hander

When a trucker is driving on the outside lane and sees a beautiful woman on the inside lane. She is a one hander because the trucker has one hand on his rig and his other hand on his other rig.

I was driving on I-20 and I saw a one hander.

by JimmyTulip June 25, 2021

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One-Hit Wonder

(Noun) A one hit wonder is when you smoke the whole bowl of weed in one hit

I took a one-hit wonder from my new bong last night and it got me super high.

by breadgirl504 June 23, 2019

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Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.

Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.

Richard: I like getting butt slammed but

I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.

I got fucked in the ass all night long and was only able to receive one nut.

by Sukon medick May 8, 2025

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Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

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no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

by subway572572 September 28, 2023

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