La Pine High School

A small high school in La Pine, Oregon. Basically everyone is related to someone so there’s most likely incest happening in the town. The cliques are like what you see in cheesy 80s movies. You have the nerdiest nerds, popular kids, weird emos, the “best athletes” etc. The hicks think it’s cool to post pictures of confederate flags and proceed to get mad when people call them out for being racist. Sports are the only thing people care about in this school and the sports aren’t even that good. If you don’t do a sport, you’re worthless to the teachers. There’s tons of “Nikolas Cruz” types of kids and expels for threats left and right. Juuling in the bathrooms are considered a religion and if you don’t do it, you’re apparently lame. Most of the boys are fuckbois and only care about getting it with the hoes. The bathroom constantly smell like a mixture of vape and shit. Almost every boy drives a truck because they think they look “mysterious” and they wear cowboy boots. Pretty much everyone are idiots. The staff think they’re funny and quirky when they put on these stupid little dancing skits or whatever. Almost every guy has a girlfriend but she goes to a different school so you don’t know her. The rest of the guys without girlfriend are gay. Everyone is fake and toxic in some way but you can’t change friend groups since your friends have been the same since 2nd grade. In conclusion, LPHS is an interesting school in both a good and b a d way.

“I go to La Pine High School.”
“Oh God I’m so sorry. How many hicks want to fight you for no reason everyday?”

by pbjpseudonym69 January 1, 2019

Conestoga Valley High School

A school filled with fake people, white people who try to act tough, black people who are chill for the most part but a few of them are dicks, Latinos who are ok but some can’t speak English, and chill Asians. Everyone there is a nic addict and if u have a juul everyone will ask for it. If u don’t have a six pack ur a bitch. 96% of the school is fake and 2018’s freshman are fucking pricks. Go to a different school if u can. Even solanco or manheim central.

Bro why are you such a dick.
Don’t worry about them they go to Conestoga Valley High School.

by CV is trash January 19, 2019

druid hills high school

too many minority

black people go to druid hills high school

by sexhater420 November 20, 2019

south stanly high school

home of chyea, squatted troks, pypes, and stuck up females.

when I drove past south stanly high school I saw a bunch of straight piped, squatted troks, and a roar of chyea came upon me. all of a sudden....I was one of them

by thatgirla_2019 April 22, 2019

Pioneer State High School

The shittiest school ever, filled with druggos, sluts and whores.
Fights happen EVERY WEEK literally!?!?!?

pioneer state high school is a shitty school

by pioneerisshit September 22, 2019

temple city high school

gay whites and asians that tryna be white

person 1:oh youre from temple city high school?
person 2: hell yea
person 1:damn no wonder why i thought you were gay

by templecityhighschooltrashhh August 30, 2019

Springboro Junior High School

A school just a half mile from (Springboro High School) where about 25% of the students, who are often jocks, are complete jerks who are rich as fuck and talk shit about each other behind each others backs. Of that 25% some engage in illegal activity such as finding the "Candy Shop" and buying some "candy" for their personal use. Roughly 10% of the people are bullies who knowingly antagonize their victim on a daily basis by saying "Hey (insert victim's name here)" which is meant to simply just make the victim feel awkward and belittle them. When this occurs often the victim can do nothing because they cannot simply go to a teacher and say that someone keeps saying hi to them. About 50% of the students are normal people who are simply trying to do the best they can and walk around in a bliss simply not coming to the realization of the bullying and other illicit activities that are happening around them. Lastly, there is the 15% that are normal humane people that are willing to help those that are belittled and bullied, but often get bullied for it. Overall, life at SJHS sucks for those that aren't jerks and rich.

Kid 1: Do you go to Springboro Junior High School?
Kid 2: Yes, it sucks. All the jocks are rich and complete asses.

by Inconspicuos May 20, 2016