Vedu

Vedu is the best friend you can ever have. You are extremely lucky if you meet a Vedu. All Vedus love football. And he is pretty tall, and has glasses.

Friend: Hi vedu
Vedu: Hi

by Miguel Highlighter October 29, 2019

You've yee'd your last haw

You're gonna die

Friend: wanna get a pizza

me: bet

Friend: starts eating crust first

me: You've yee'd your last haw

by papadusty November 2, 2019

Human Verification

The worst fucking thing ever invented by technology and makes you question if Satan has found a way to torture us on Earth. It`s damn near impossible to get them correct, and it ruins fucking everything. Even here on Urban Dictionary I had to fucking click that i`m not a robot to a god damn robot. I give a big fat fuck you to whoever the hell made this online torture device. 🖕🖕🖕🖕

Human Verification wants to make me fucking die.

by nabrU yranoitciD January 22, 2020

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous

The maximum limit of proper terms alot like the predisessor accept it will instantly grant you insane levels of power,

Friend: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
You: what do you mean I'm alone?
Friend: whispers to someone*

You: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
Friend: wipes forehead*
You: bro whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous forehead did you just wipe?
Friend: visibly nervous

Friend: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
You: what do you mean I'm alone?
Friend: whispers to someone*

You: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
Friend: wipes forehead*
You: bro whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous forehead did you just wipe?
Friend: visibly nervous

by your official obovement February 1, 2020

Tipping the Velvet

Cunniligus. Oralsex performed on a woman. Tipping=licking & Velvet=Clitoris

Melissa likes to Tip the Velvet

by Margaret April 6, 2004

dio verme

An italian imprecation that associate God with a dirty Worm. It's not very common in Italy, but still powerful and useful, for example when you're angry, when you hurt yourself, when you just want to insult God and in many others situations (see also Porcodio, Diocane, Madonna puttana...)

"Ma dio verme che dovrei farci?!"
"Dio verme what am i supposed to do?!"
Or "Dio verme che male!"

"Dio verme what a pain!"

by Riskotake November 20, 2013

a la verga!

literally in English, it means "to the dick," but in when used in Spanish it means "oh fuck!" This can be used to express excitement, madness, panic, or happiness, among other emotions.

Elías is happy and excited that he won the lottery. He yelled, "A LA VERGA!!!! I just won the lottery!"

Melissa heard a loud noise in her kitchen one dark night. She said "A la verga!! What the fuck was that?"

by Sicario December 12, 2009