trail one off

to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.

I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick

by Clackervalve March 29, 2022

Hype Trail

A constant posting. Often caused by heightened emotions.

It is obvious they are exited, you can see it in their hype trail.

by Grassy Fish November 9, 2020

beaver trail

See snail trail.

She left a beaver trail on the sheets.

by Serendra January 29, 2015

corona-trails

(n) an invisible, airborne trail of COVID-19 left behind by an infected person walking or standing in front of you. Also rona-trails; covid-trails

Oh man, that guy in front of me just coughed (sneezed, breathed, etc.) and I walked through his corona-trails.

by wordyNwise April 2, 2020

The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.

“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”

by Definitely not Hunter Nielsen July 10, 2022

Trail mix

When you and your bang mate both bust a nut and they mix in together to formulate a guzzling mixture known as trail mix

I smashed and she was really into it and before I knew it we had a trail mix

by Selenophobe June 14, 2018

m & m trail fix

When you find all the m & m's gone from the trail mix just know someone made it healthy for you by doing a

m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?

kids: who ate all the m & m's out of the trail mix I just got?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!

mom: rofl you are welcome?

by roxbox007 February 6, 2020