Minecraft

A horror game that is addicting to adults and kids, its just all squares. You get attacked by christian monsters and bruise yourself cutting trees.

Timmy : "MOTHER! I got A+ on my test!"
Mother : "SHUT UP I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT"
Timmy : "But mother.."
Mother : "YOU MADE ME DIE IN MINECRAFT!"

by TimmyAndHisDefinitions February 10, 2019

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minecraft royale

An awesome game where you fight another Minecrafter.

Let's play some Minecraft Royale!

by harriz March 13, 2019

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Minecraft

The best game ever. You disrespect you die.

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by U mum gea April 29, 2019

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Minecraft

Minecraft good Fortnite bad

Overlord: Hey guys... Minecraft!!

Primitive underlings: Ooga Booga!

by Cartography, the wise May 18, 2019

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minecraft

minecraft is a game that has been giving us that feeling of overdosing on crack since day 1.the last time i overdosed on crack was with the bois in shack on april 20.

make a wish kid:Mommmm! can I get minecraft?
mom:shut the fuck up you ebola looking fuck!!
make a wish kid:alright i'll just play mincraft lite...
mom:damn right you fucking bitch that aint nuttin but a faggot that doesnt know wut weed is!

by fortniteisgey June 10, 2019

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