thomas jefferson express

when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.

Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!

- Nice bro, #goals

by Pauly the brooklyn itilian February 15, 2018

Thomas

Bøg

Thomas is a big bøg

by Surströmming October 9, 2018

Thomas

A man with no knowledge and will steal you Mexican Tacos

This Thomas is mean

by UNNKOWN May 22, 2019

Thomas the Taint Engine

The act of first blowing a vape cloud in your partners asshole. They then fart out the cloud while bent over screaming "TOOT TOOT!" Extra points given if you sing the thomas the tank engine theme song and move your arms like a locomotive chanting "CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!"

"i TOTALLY DID A THOMAS THE TAINT ENGINE WITH LUCY LAST NIGHT!' "CANT WAIT TO TRY IT AGAIN, TOOT TOOT!"

by railroader69 June 2, 2019

Thomas

Thomas is a really really kind and considerate person. He's easy to get along with and is really good at singing and dance \ he's not very sporty tho . He will always be there for you when you need help so never hesitate to ask. He is nice to everyone even people who are horrible to him. Basically the kindest person I have ever encountered . Trustworthy and religous. So cool and intelligent

person 1:Yo I heard that Thomas was really cool I wanna try and be his friends

Person 2 (Eleanor) : YeAh YoU tOtAlLy ShOulD

by Elma 😂 July 2, 2019

thomas bartle-selby

A person who pretends to be sick to get out of school

Person 1- “OMG someone’s been sick”
Person 2- “ oh it’s only Thomas bartle-Selby”

by Big peepee123 September 29, 2019

Thomas

A dick who has no friends accept carter

Thomas is cool

by Acacacacaca November 25, 2019