Epic Failure bro

When your doing something with your "Friend" and they really suck at it such as a team game which results in an insult due to their lack of ability to use their "brain power"

Man1: yo JD don't go in you might die
JD: sorry I'm too ignorant to listen so i will go in and die
Man1: NO JD!!!!!!....
Man2: omfg Epic failure Bro
Man3: YOUR STUPIDITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS... EPIC FAILURE BRO

by Mahboii January 20, 2011

gg epic gamers

whoever says "gg epic gamers". is a MASSIVE simp that will ONE HUNDRED PERCENT dab on you when you lose against them in a Fortnite battle. They still sleep with their parents during thunderstorms and get rejected by everyone.

simp: "GG EPIC GAMERS" everyone else: "LETS GOOOO, FUCKERS"

by abbio420 April 24, 2020

epic victory royale

to secure that #1 epic gamer victory royale and get all the puss

guy: hey give me ur toes
girl: lol no
guy: well i got an epic victory royale last night
girl: *commits not alive*

by n1993r b34t3r January 16, 2019

Epic Meal Time

What MEN/Canadians call cooking.

He is manly enough to attempt to cook like epic meal time

by APU and the STOOGE November 17, 2011

epic fail

When you cannot fail any harder. A mistake only punishable by a round house kick to the face by Chuck Norris. Also, a series of accidents, or one accident, usually major, producing comedy to an audience around the subject.

Brian Bell: Hey guys! I just got done fapping to some new band no one has hea- OH OWWWWW! where the fucking hell did that basket ball come from!? now i'm bleeding in the face!

Eric: AHAHAAA epic fail dude epic fail!

Chuck Norris: BAHAHAAAA. *roundhouse kicks Brian in the face*

by 13xshadex13 April 16, 2009

epic gamer style

When you have a gamer moment so awesome that you can call it epic

Person: Bro did you see that clip it was definitely epic gamer style
Person 2: Man I missed it my entire forearm is in my asshole

by Fortnite Default October 26, 2018

Epic Toilet Story

Story of anything epic that happens while sitting on the shitter.

Guy 1 "I had just been prescribed Norvir, a powerful antiviral drug. Having only taken azidothymidine prior, I made the mistake of taking Norvir and then going to the video store. As I stood in line, I felt a tummy rumble, the likes of which had never been felt in this particular colon ever before. Within moments, the urge became too much to resist, so I dashed to the bathroom at the bar next door, since the video store had no john. At the bar, my anus gushed forth a river of noxious shit the likes of which I had never encountered before. Smelling of paint, and with sticking power to match, the bowl filled up with a volume of shit I never dreamed any colon could hold. After the disaster, i went to wipe, and found a long string of mucous dangling from my ass, presumably the former mucosal lining of my colon. I tried to avoid getting it on my hand but so stringy was the mucous, it was unavoidable. After washing my hands, ass, and the toilet seat, I left the bar, and tipped the bartender $5. To this day, I feel badly that I didnt tip $10."
Guy 2 "Thats one epic toilet story bro"

by derkaderkastan101 December 30, 2010