i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Think Sober

A self-command, while still drunk in the morning, at work.

Jim: I am sick.

Billy: You aren't sick, you're still drunk. Think sober.

by jimsnow0 November 19, 2012

Thug think

When an individual is portraying to be a thug and carry and have the lifestyle of a thug when in reality it is impossible for that individual to do so because that person comes from a privilege and has a silver spoon up their ass.

Real Thug One: Yo Slim, let me get at u.
U hear bout Pillow n Quilt? They be Thugs.
Real Thug Two: Nah Bruh, They just be Thug Thinking.

by BetterThanYourMomma November 8, 2025

think gay

Think clearly. A gay way to say think straight.

I'm so tired I can't think gay anymore.

by Unbeloved Versatile Gay Femboy October 10, 2023

You think you're getting all new

Getting all new means thinking you are better than someone else

You think you're getting all new just because you think you know it all

by Banter Girl January 25, 2020

Quick thinking fraud

The kind of person who puts pressure on one or two people/teams to get pressure off themselves.

The quick thinking fraud shifted pressure to one or two scapegoat people/teams to avoid a worse fate for himself/herself but putting one on the one or two scapegoat people/teams.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

Think before you drink

Think before you drink

think before you drink, always understand who you are with before you drink

by Plz Shay May 25, 2019