Musk Wagon

Referring to a Tesla, regardless of car model.

sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a musk wagon

by Musk Wagon May 23, 2023

Covered Wagon

I understand.
Rodger, Rodger

Do you understand?
Covered Wagon

by Theagorist July 18, 2025

Filthy Wagon Wheel

Noun. A dirty butthole.

I am going to plow that chick's filthy wagon wheel.

by Kaelek~ Jackie Journer December 20, 2018

short wagon

A person who quits halfway through a job or a item that breaks down when needed most.

"Billy was such a short wagon today because he quit cleaning his room just when he was almost finished."

"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"

by Mightymikemd November 8, 2015

Fruit Wagon

Used as a slur for someone who has 3+ dominant ethnicities

Bro, your dad is German and your mom is Italian and Japanese, your a fruit wagon

by Suspicious_smalls February 9, 2021

Paddy Wagon

A term used for an absolutely juicy, robust, monstrosity of an ass

“Damn, did you see the Paddy Wagon on Paul?”

by Penis Lizard July 25, 2020

E-Class Wagon

One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.

The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.

by henry1272838442 November 29, 2023