by Cryptic 617 May 13, 2023

father: hoo-hoo, Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.
son: I didn't do diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band
father : yup that counts as diddly-squat if you come from a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
son: I didn't do diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band
father : yup that counts as diddly-squat if you come from a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
by Sexydimma October 19, 2013

When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

by springlaker June 4, 2024

by fortnite balls cum nugget August 2, 2021

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.
by kdad12345 April 17, 2017

Person 1 “Man I wish that relationship lasted longer”
Person 2 “Even the seasons must change, Spring can’t last forever. Spring love is what I call it”
Person 2 “Even the seasons must change, Spring can’t last forever. Spring love is what I call it”
by ThatWizardGuy November 27, 2024
