The Iraq Splits

the act of doing the splits on a camels hump to stimulate your g-spot

i went to the zoo and i just had to try the Iraq splits

by thecroatiancrockpot February 2, 2023

Fresh split

A recent break up

Is Lola single?
Yeah, her and her boyfriend are a fresh split, so she might be a little vulnerable right now.

by gemgalgetsheated February 1, 2020

split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)

"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"

by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018

banana split pie

When a group of guys are A) gangbanging B) running a train on a girl. One guy cream pies the girl and another goes down and eats the girl out. Licking out the cum from the other guy.

Dude, remember that chick from the other night? Beau, banana split pied her after Tasi.

by pteredactyll March 21, 2015

split sleep

When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.

It's 1039pm and I ready to party until the early morning because I got my split sleep. Lets get it!

by sxross1 July 3, 2012

Split-lip

A Bungie-endorsed insult used to describe or insult the Sangheili (The Elites) from the Halo universe.

"Get the hell out of my armoury, split-lip!" - Master Gunnery Sergeant (Halo 2 on Easy or Normal difficulty)

"When are you going to start fighting split-lip?!" - Marine taunting an Elite (Halo 3)

by That One Scottish Guy April 8, 2025

obamanana split

What happens when you poor Obama sauce on your vanilla ice cream and shove it in Mitt's asshole.

Obamanana Splits is Politics.

by Tony Waynebow July 22, 2014