Split it and Quit it

Awkwardly riding in an Uber and splitting the fare with people you just met at a bar (typically to another bar) in an effort to save money. You hope that you won't see them again.

"Hey bro did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night? Nah man, we just Ubered to another bar and I escaped, fortunately I was able to Split it and Quit it."

by DeadliftinJoe August 9, 2016

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split-vote

a voting system in which two candidates from different parties are voted for. May also be used as an attributive adjective, as in a split-vote system.

A split-vote is not in practice in Nepal.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 29, 2015

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Zorro Split

Mustache similar to Zorro's, two mustaches divided by a small gap.

"look at that dude's Zorro Split!"

by YourMomsFather May 22, 2021

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Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023

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The inevitable point during a proper midwest dinner (usually towards the end) where one of the diners notices that they will be the ones eating the last and final bite. The last and final bite started as a grand dessert and was whittled down as it was passed around with no one wanting to be the one to take the last bite.

Jane looked on with dread, counting the people as the piece of cake neared the moment of the split.

by smooth cookie September 28, 2021

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