5 speed

When a girl goes to jack you off and treats it as if she is shifting a 5 speed truck.

Even was about to get a hand job but the girl just gave him a 5 speed!

by JohnSal April 1, 2009

speed

Lighting Mcqueen

Speed I am speed.

by BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY April 21, 2018

Beautiful Speed Limit

When one is driving, sees a visually appealing person of the opposite sex in the lane next to them, and slows down or speeds up in order to catch a better glimpse.

"Dude! Those two girls in the red Taurus! Assume the beautiful speed limit."

by Zycoolaman March 20, 2009

Speedbag

Someone who gets their ass beat real bad in a fight, or loses every fight they are in.

1)Galvan, your a fucking speedbag!
2)You want to fight me? Whata joke, I will speedbag you.

by B Roz December 8, 2004

Speed Bump

When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive "bumps."

The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.

Santorum optional.

"After that speed bump, my ass really started to hurt."

"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."

by How Strange, Innocence November 6, 2011

speed caking

Speed Caking:

Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.

Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!

Speed caking = God's love for taste buds

by rDubs5 April 13, 2009

Speedbag fisting

To repeatedly fist in a matter of seconds.

Have you heard of speedbag fisting?!

by Klkll August 8, 2014