squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.

“Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

positive ugh

ugh but in a good way

zach is the definition of positive ugh

by aj477 June 3, 2021

positive

A negative.

She was thrown into a state of despair, learning that she had tested positive.

by Monkey's Dad May 11, 2020

Positive Friend

The person in your friend group who turns negative situations to positive situation, and gets you back up when your down.
But be careful most positive friends can have some real problems going on.

girl one-"i wish i was the positive friend in the group!!"
positive friend- "i'd be glad to change lifes."

by thatpositiveperson November 28, 2020

Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.

Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?

by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012

Positivity

Something what we really deserve. Trust me!

I love positivity.

by PositiveSelf August 18, 2020

positive lunch

when 4 guys go to lunch and have a lemon party

Justin, Dave, Lincoln and athanasi had a positive lunch by having a lemon party.

by JohnBrownfffff January 14, 2014