Poon Tang

Poon tang is the highly lucrative tang (reward, sexual favor, usually intercourse) that is received after succesfully pooning (to woo, to rock out with one's cock out) a female.

Guy1: So how's pooning Becky going for you? Have you gotten any tang?
Guy2: Why yes, my friend, I tapped that poon tang last night.

by Nikias November 14, 2004

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Poon Coon

A desperate male who believes he has a chance at the poon, and follows his target endlessly in order to ultimately be granted access.

Someone who only hangs around his lady friend for sex.

I feel like such a poon coon, but damn my babulias' gettin' stale!!

by TXZappa October 30, 2008

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poon pilot

One who gets and or takes much poon.

Damn, look at all them bitches 'round him. Poon pilot.

by IOWNYOUNIGGAS January 28, 2006

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When one cannot stand up for ones belief or capabilities; a word that gets used to name call weak kids; another version of a wimp, pussy, scaredy cat, chicken, bitch; having no courage or will power to defend ones self. Most Coon Poons tend to be weak and under pressure.

Ashley: Alex flinches every time you pretend to hit him!
Kody: Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking Coon Poon!
Ashley: What a pussy!
Kody: Hahahaha!

by Ashley2oh9 August 8, 2010

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POON-STIRRING

THE MULTI-HOUR PRACTICE OF INSERTING THE MALE ORGAN (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE PENIS) INTO THE FEMALE GENATELIA (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAGINA, THE TWAT, OR THE PUSSY.) (NOT COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAN DELL)

1. HEY BRO, I TOOK THIS CHICK HOME AND DID SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER LAST NIGHT.
2. I WANNA DO SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER!

by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009

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