Poon tang is the highly lucrative tang (reward, sexual favor, usually intercourse) that is received after succesfully pooning (to woo, to rock out with one's cock out) a female.
Guy1: So how's pooning Becky going for you? Have you gotten any tang?
Guy2: Why yes, my friend, I tapped that poon tang last night.
Guy2: Why yes, my friend, I tapped that poon tang last night.
by Nikias November 14, 2004

A desperate male who believes he has a chance at the poon, and follows his target endlessly in order to ultimately be granted access.
Someone who only hangs around his lady friend for sex.
Someone who only hangs around his lady friend for sex.
by TXZappa October 30, 2008

by IOWNYOUNIGGAS January 28, 2006

When one cannot stand up for ones belief or capabilities; a word that gets used to name call weak kids; another version of a wimp, pussy, scaredy cat, chicken, bitch; having no courage or will power to defend ones self. Most Coon Poons tend to be weak and under pressure.
Ashley: Alex flinches every time you pretend to hit him!
Kody: Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking Coon Poon!
Ashley: What a pussy!
Kody: Hahahaha!
Kody: Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking Coon Poon!
Ashley: What a pussy!
Kody: Hahahaha!
by Ashley2oh9 August 8, 2010

by Bloody poon November 14, 2011

you dumb cunt. why the fuck would you go and be a dumb poon snatcher. you know ive been fuckin her for the past month.
by franchise81791 November 13, 2007

by wmike145 July 20, 2003
