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Poon Tang

Poon tang is the highly lucrative tang (reward, sexual favor, usually intercourse) that is received after succesfully pooning (to woo, to rock out with one's cock out) a female.
Guy1: So how's pooning Becky going for you? Have you gotten any tang?
Guy2: Why yes, my friend, I tapped that poon tang last night.
by Nikias November 14, 2004
mugGet the Poon Tangmug.

Poon Coon

A desperate male who believes he has a chance at the poon, and follows his target endlessly in order to ultimately be granted access.

Someone who only hangs around his lady friend for sex.
I feel like such a poon coon, but damn my babulias' gettin' stale!!
by TXZappa October 30, 2008
mugGet the Poon Coonmug.

poon pilot

One who gets and or takes much poon.
Damn, look at all them bitches 'round him. Poon pilot.
by IOWNYOUNIGGAS January 28, 2006
mugGet the poon pilotmug.

Coon Poon

When one cannot stand up for ones belief or capabilities; a word that gets used to name call weak kids; another version of a wimp, pussy, scaredy cat, chicken, bitch; having no courage or will power to defend ones self. Most Coon Poons tend to be weak and under pressure.
Ashley: Alex flinches every time you pretend to hit him!
Kody: Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking Coon Poon!
Ashley: What a pussy!
Kody: Hahahaha!
by Ashley2oh9 August 8, 2010
mugGet the Coon Poonmug.

bloody poon

When a teenage girl menstruates on a teenage boys face and mouth
OH MY GOD SHE BLOODY POONED ON ERIC!!
by Bloody poon November 14, 2011
mugGet the bloody poonmug.

poon snatcher

a person who steals the pussy you've been beatin on.
you dumb cunt. why the fuck would you go and be a dumb poon snatcher. you know ive been fuckin her for the past month.
by franchise81791 November 13, 2007
mugGet the poon snatchermug.

feh' poon

To get a spare when bowling
WHooOO YeahHH man you done feh' poon!!!
by wmike145 July 20, 2003
mugGet the feh' poonmug.

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