Christmas Noob

A person who has gotten a gaming console during Christmas and has no idea how to play.

"Are you a Christmas Noob?" "Ready to play with all these Christmas Noobs?"

by iAmNoobGod February 25, 2019

Tactical Noob

Sending in a low level, or low skill player first on games where death either lasts the whole round or is permanent to see if it is safe and/or judge enemy locations

"Tactical Noob Ready For Launcher"
"Charlie, You're our Tactical Noob"
"Tactical Noob Incoming!"

by vert343 September 16, 2018

Douche Noob

What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.

*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click

by TheVerdict July 14, 2011

noob smoothie

noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.

The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.

by cbanowsky October 1, 2012

Noob Sauce

Really good and amazing. If someone calls you noob sauce, it is a compliment to you.

Person 1: Yo he’s so noob sauce

Person 2: IKR! He’s so good

Person 3: thank

by StrongCrow24 March 14, 2020

hecking noob

Usually to be toxic online, one might say "hecking noob!" To either joke around or couse a fight with other 9 year olds. This term is mainly used in the roblox community and/or minecraft. By conclusion when someone online says "hecking noob!" the best responses would be "ur mom" or "no u". This will couse the toxic players defeat and you win.... or you can just call them "fat".

Toxic player: you hecking noob!!
You: fat.
Toxic player: (commits not exist)
You: win.

by GoatKing October 8, 2019

Noob Cube

a crappy map made for games

quiapio_bridge is a noob cube

by elmer fudd October 14, 2004