laggy noob

A laggy noob is a roblox player that teleports, lags, and doesn’t know how to plays a game.

Laggy noob: *teleports
Actual player: HEY STOP BEING A LAGGY NOOB

by Clochy December 31, 2020

Noob Veteran

A Player who has been playing for a prolonged period of time but is still either mediocre or bad

I'm one of those Noob Veterans, I've been playing this game for like 5 years and I still don't have a win.

by Fudjdjjskskdjf September 15, 2019

Tactical Noob

Sending in a low level, or low skill player first on games where death either lasts the whole round or is permanent to see if it is safe and/or judge enemy locations

"Tactical Noob Ready For Launcher"
"Charlie, You're our Tactical Noob"
"Tactical Noob Incoming!"

by vert343 September 16, 2018

Douche Noob

What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.

*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click

by TheVerdict July 14, 2011

osu! noob

you use mouse.

or

you don't know how to play 2 star maps and you use your keyboard and mouse to play.

Person 1: hey that guy is an osu! noob
Person 2: how did you know?
Person 1: he used a mouse and zx keys, of course

by quinetn November 10, 2021

Noob Tube

Another name for a grenade launcher. Called a 'noob tube' because in video games it takes a little or no skill to get kills with and the grenade launcher is shaped as a tube. People get pissed off everytime they get killed with it.

Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*

noob tube
call of duty
battlefield
noobs
m203
grenade launcher

by Rager Helix October 26, 2013

noob smoothie

noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.

The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.

by cbanowsky October 1, 2012