by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020
Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.
by SirSesquatch June 03, 2023
Boy who often wears a NFL hoodie. Had brown hair and blue eyes. Is highly annoying . And looks like a packrat.
The seaa bagel is in the water
by marla johnson May 15, 2017
Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!
M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over
M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over
by Dumass EN January 25, 2010
It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
by Muffins. August 24, 2022
Friends "How Bout Them Bagels"
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning
There is no meaning
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning
There is no meaning
by Kdog September 26, 2024
The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!
Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
by CassetteMeower March 02, 2023