When a female wakes up with an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris, often after having an erotic dream; female equivalent of a male having morning wood.
by southern_starshine October 8, 2011
Get the morning wood chipmug. Dude where have you been all morning?
Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.
Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.
by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009
Get the Morning After Shitmug. A swollen, chaffed or sore asshole that can only be achieved after a solid ass-pounding friday and saturday night. Most common in insecure drunk women, dope fiends, inmates and Justin Beiber fans.
Austin awoke that morning to find his asshole swollen and practically rubbed raw from all his guido buddies after a spectacular weekend of fist pumping and partying on the Shore, a textbook case of the sunday morning asshole.
by I AM GOD. HI. July 12, 2010
Get the Sunday Morning Assholemug. When you sneak a morning after pill in a milkshake for some chick you busted a nut in. Banana is the best flavor.
John: good morning babe, I made you a delicious banana milkshake. (morning after milkshake)
Susie: oh thanks nigga, fuck me harder.
Susie: oh thanks nigga, fuck me harder.
by Bryce Harper258 January 11, 2014
Get the morning after milkshakemug. The condition one may have when they have been retaining their fecal material (intentionally or not) longer than the body would prefer, causing upset stomach, headache, and nausea, not unlike that of morning sickness with a human baby, except the symptoms will immediately go away with a good poo session. Now you're just pregnant with a poo baby.
Tyler: Oh, God! My stomach! I feel sick!
Kyle: Do you need to shit? Have you gone this morning?
Tyer: No I haven't. What's that got to do with anything?
Kyle: Man, you got morning shit-sickness! Go take your morning dump and you'll be good to go!
Kyle: Do you need to shit? Have you gone this morning?
Tyer: No I haven't. What's that got to do with anything?
Kyle: Man, you got morning shit-sickness! Go take your morning dump and you'll be good to go!
by SquatchyJ December 4, 2010
Get the morning shit-sicknessmug. During the wee hours of the morning, throwing up, and covered in dirt, Impala recognized she no longer wanted to be in Zeta Phi Gamma.
Mom, I can't wait for the wee hours of the morning!!
Mom, I can't wait for the wee hours of the morning!!
by The Master of Musical Mayhem September 14, 2013
Get the wee hours of the morningmug. the act of waking up and having sex with the girl you brought home and had casual sex with last night.
Brian: Yeah I woke and was still pretty hungover but, we both wanted to bang so i gave her a Morning After Thrill
James: Awesome!
James: Awesome!
by in case you didnt know33 May 1, 2010
Get the morning after thrillmug.