Primrose Kitten

Imagine a double hooked crow-bar being dug around within your internal organs catalyzing an elimination reaction within your abdomen, the embodiment of 'look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it'. Filling your mind with false hope and absolutely no hope at all. Predicted papers either help or makes you become Lady Macbeth and mentally destabilizes you to the point where you begin to forget and double think even the most simplest of matters. Questions materialize onto the wrong papers in spots making you want to scream 'OUT DAMN SPOT'. Might be of slight help at times or the absolute polar opposite.

IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.

"oh it's a primrose kitten paper... *SLAMS HEAD ON DESK*"

by H@nnah November 17, 2024

The saying "Cat fir, kittens ain't got it"

This is about the age of puberty for older girls and younger girls. Cat fir is what an older girl would have down there. The reference to a kitten would be a younger girl. Not a lot of hair down there.

The saying "Cat fir, kittens ain't got it" Or Cat fir, kittens don't have it

by Larryforeski December 9, 2024

dropped the kitten

to lose sight of your relationship and hurt the heart of a woman

Fuck, I dropped the kitten today, of all days.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 24, 2024

Kittenous

A word to describe acting in cat-like manner. Can also be said like "kittenly."

A very kittenous person.

by lightsinthesky January 1, 2025

Kittenism

The word for describing those who adore cats!

He/she is suffering from severe kittenism!

by lightsinthesky January 1, 2025

Rainbow Kitten Surprise

When a lick to the face turns into a scratch.

When you come in hot but they come in hotter.

When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.

Kyle: “I saw a baddie across the bar and went up to say hi.”

Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”

Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”

Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise”

by Word Flirt October 7, 2025

Good kittening

The act of being a “good kitten” which is pretty much obeying.

”Ah yes, good kittening john!”

by National Institution of Goon November 20, 2025