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Tool Tuesday

Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.
Bro! I got a great prump rn want to take a Tool Tuesday pic
by JBrò November 17, 2020
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Adventure Time Tuesday

Exploring Seattle at with your buddies. Founder Mickey.
Chynna, Jess, Chris and Bryce enjoy Adventure Time Tuesday.
by Mickeyve May 24, 2018
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maybe tuesday

it’s another way of saying ‘no’ or ‘never’
wanna go get food tomorrow?

ha maybe tuesday
by kira chin-lalla March 24, 2019
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Tuesday

When it’s a Tuesday all the guys get together and take turns pounding each others ass holes.

Extremely rough gay sex takes place on Tuesdays and you’re not gay for doing it cause it’s Tuesday. It’s a safe day for anyone no matter what your beliefs are.
Person 1: Yo I can’t wait to get my ass pounded today by a bunch of guys!
Person 2: Yo what the hell? That’s gay!
Person 1: nah it’s Tuesday

Person 2: What makes Tuesday special?
Person 1: It means I got my ass pounded by a bunch of guys and I've had my dick in a lot of guys ass holes today
So basically it's go big or go home
I'm not gonna be a pussy when it comes to taking dick on a Tuesday
by Hey what’s up guys October 10, 2023
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Tiger Shark Tuesday

A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks
Jim: What day is it?

Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!

Jim: Thanks!
by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
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Cornhub Tuesday

Cornhub Tuesday is Tuesday but you go on cornhub and look at corn or buy corn
Somebody:yo it’s tuesday

You:*cornhub Tuesday,now let’s get some corn
by Wjbu herold June 28, 2021
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Cat Tuesday

Possibly the greatest holiday ever. Every Tuesday, the coolest people wear their favorite piece of clothing that has a cat depicted on it.
Bro, I got to tightest fit for next Cat Tuesday
by Catz rox December 15, 2018
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