Torn taint trinket

The alternative name to push presents, or push gifts, given by fathers to their baby momma's to celebrate the pains of labor

Karen: Wow Sharon, that is a beautiful necklace. When did you get it?
Sharon: Chad got it for me as my torn taint trinket after I gave birth to Dakota.

by 100scallopeyes May 17, 2023

Bearding my taint

The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you

I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!

by Moodypoodyrudy December 16, 2021

Colfax Taint Mulch

This is a peat mixture of dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and mud butt located in the fatty bits located between the genital area and butthole.

My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!

by DirtyMouthMedic May 07, 2022

vietnamese taint butter

a term coined by john mayer on his twitter page. The term vietnamese taint butter goes back to the Vietnam war. US soldiers would attempt to extract a rare butter found exclusively in the taints of their vietnamese prisoners of war. The taint butter is extremely rare, it has been said that the lack of taint butter led to the military failures in Vietnam. As it turns out, vietnamese taint butter is a delicious spread for bagels and toast.

Guy 1: sup bro? do we have any cream cheese?
Guy 2: nah broseph. but we do have vietnamese taint butter.
Guy 1: nice! that's what I really wanted

by twitter informer September 03, 2009

Taint Brush

A mustache.

That girl laid on a thick coat with her taint brush as she serviced me.

by bloatedyak July 30, 2009

Mexican taint-lick

A ficticious strain of marijuana specifically designed to make your over-zealous client look like a real shmuck in front of anyone who has the time of day to listen to him discuss his weed.

Adam: Yo do you know where I could cop any mexican taint-lick? it's a hybrid between mexican shwag and inbetweenis.

by Jackson Christopher June 06, 2007

Tenneseee taint tickler

A sex position in which a toothpick is stuck down the tip of your penis and a marshmallow is stuck into the crevices of the girls Anal cavity during anal sex the goal is to stick the toothpick into the marshmallow and with drawl it from her ass hole

Yo jack kiselsa trying to go do the tenneseee taint tickler

by Jackhasaids April 13, 2018