Fake Chowder

When you pretend like your eating a girl out by smacking your lips, while fingering her clirt. WARNING ONLY DONE IF PUSSY IS SMELLY

"One time Grace caught me giving her fake chowder it was not good" - Fred (Hall Pass)

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by theconquerer101 March 7, 2011

fake and gay

Something the Youtube 3rd grade joke teller came up with. His mindless sheep/puppets aka fans post it on videos they don't like then thing they are cool.

Comment One: Cool video
Comment Two: Funny lol
Comment Three: Fake and Gay!
@comment Three: Just another mindless sheep pandering to RWJ I see.

by YourEvilHeroz March 26, 2010

fake muslim

hoes that wear a kimar one day when their hair isnt done and on they deen the next day

she a fake muslim she never garb up..

by Saniyah September 20, 2013

fake-up

A fake-up is when a couple says, often in order to increase the dramatic effect of an argument, that they are going to break up, when in fact neither of them believes that they will. It can also be when a frequently "on-off" couple swears they're broken up for good this time, and then gets back together.

Person A: Did you hear about Ken and Barbie's fight?
Person B: Yeah, I heard she threatened to break up with him, but he knew she wouldn't actually go through with it.
Person A: Yeah, she's always trying to fake-up with that boy...

by Millygirl01 March 16, 2008

Fake Friend

A person you know like hanging out in class, but dosen't want to hang out with in lunch, or hanging out with other people.

Math Class: He/she talks to you.
Lunch Time/Other Classes: They walk pass you or say mean things! That's considered fake friend

by PR_ForLife October 20, 2016

fake friends

people who make you feel like you are unwanted. fake friends don’t invite you places, call you names, act like you don’t exist, try and control your actions, try and control your feelings, and most importantly don’t care about your feelings. fake friends will act like they are your “friend” for a little and they will most likely suck up to you, then all of a sudden they will completely stab you in the back and betray you.

when i was a freshman in high school i had so many fake friends, they would act like one person but really was another inside.

by ellie327 November 8, 2018

fake sobriety

When someone is drinking/drugging but they claim to everyone else that they have been sober since xx/xx/xx date.

Joe had everyone fooled when he told them at the A.A. meeting that he had been sober for 5 years. No one knew about his fake sobriety.

by mcJoo July 7, 2008