National Hate Eli Day

May 16, a day where all Eli’s around the world should be hated, especially those named Eli Hodgson

“Hey it’s national Hate Eli Day, we should go make fun of Eli

by Abe Lincoln 3rd May 16, 2022

eli

gay

eli is gay

by mylittlepony27 November 23, 2021

Eli

Coolest guy around

Eli is so awesome dude!

by Koen57 November 19, 2023

Ely

The name of a tall white boy with a huge cock who gets 100’s of bitches and likes taller guys

“Yeah my friend got a huge cock”
“Oh that must be Ely”

by Elyhasahugeeeecock October 23, 2022

Eli

The guy who you think is nice but is intact a asshole

Eli ignored my boundaries
Eli's house of lies is crumbling

Eli called us mentally ill hypocrites

by UrParentsFavPan November 13, 2022

Ely

The hottest guy ever! He has a huge dick and is amazing to kiss all Ely’s are like this

Wow ely is hot

by West Cost Flipps January 24, 2020

Elie

The most handsome man of all time, he is as well renowned as having a penis of considerable length and circumference. Tall and muscular, his girlfriends can be counted on both hands; and his bisexual nature allows him to be of very good company to his friends during cold nights.

-Oh man, I can't even sit...
-What's up? Do you feel sore after a legs workout?
-Nah, It's just that Elie was sleeping over last time.

by Mourran November 22, 2021