Phone-douche

Person who talks loudly on phone around a captive audience (i.e. In an elevator, a train, dorm room, or other group setting) and says ignorant, obnoxious, or simply TMI kinds of things.

In a dorm, late at night:
Your room-mate on the phone: "Don't worry dude, you didn't know you had (horrendous STD) before you started dating her, if she breaks up with you over that, she's just not the one."

You text your friend: "My room-mate is a total Phone-douche!"
All the while you cover your ears under your blanket imagining smashing his phone/asking God what you did to deserve this.

by sprstix409 January 28, 2012

Douche-Trigger

Something or Someone that makes a person act like a total asshole or douche-bag.

"Hey man, why does bill act so weird around christy?"
" Well, i heard that christy was his DOUCHE-TRIGGER, thats why i don't hang around them both at the same time.

by troppyiscool April 14, 2010

Douche-ass

One who exemplifies the overbearing qualities of a douchebag and at all other times is just an asshole.

Howie is such a douche-ass. He makes all them douchebags look cool.

by eiwoh May 1, 2014

Douches Wild

When the douchiness abounds.

Douchiness galore.

Man those people are stupid. Douches wild.

by shmelenix October 24, 2009

Bulldog douche

a certain variety of young white person who hangs out at bars often named "Bulldog" or "Bulldog's" or some similar variation. A Bulldog douche invariably presents a bland façade and a distinct lack of curiosity about anyone even slightly dissimilar to him-or-herself. The Bulldog douche is for the most part humorless, except when participating in the jocular restating of inside jokes. For Bulldog douches, people of another age, race, or socio-economic class are invisible, except when they are participating in social justice projects, which they do with much passion and self-righteousness. The Bulldog douche has a very bright future, and the glare coming off it can obscure almost anything a Bulldog douche does not, or cannot, see.

There's no way in hell I am going out with you to The Bulldog and hanging out with all those Bulldog douches!

by vedaslade March 24, 2010

douche over

when a female tries to make a dude look cool and ends up making him look like a douche.

Angela gave Jared a douche over and now I cannot stand that guy.

by Spaz Out August 28, 2009

Douche McMuffin

Douche McMuffin simply is when you order an egg McMuffin and it looks soo bad you assume a handless chimp put it together. at this point is when you relize you have been handed a Douche McMuffin knowing the person who made it is an insanely large Douche Bag.

1."dude fucking look at dat shit bro. yo go bust back up in that place and get yo fuckin dollar back cause that shit is a serious Douche McMuffin"

2."damn G if i wasnt soo blunted id go back in there and slap that fucker who made me this Douche McMuffin."

by fuckin harshf0ol April 28, 2009