ultimate douchebag

A man in his 40's who still lives with his parents and lies about his life to attract underage girls. He also likes to talk about his qualities. Those being a sense of extreme attractiveness, a heightened sense of a profound knowledge and amazing humor and intelligence, mean while, he looks like a gay, Jewish man and has little to no knowledge that is out of the ordinary and is ultimately dull and boring.

Oh man...don't look up that guy Joe C. is right behind us, he is the ultimate douchebag.

by Kat S May 18, 2011

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Super Douchebag

Being such a douchebag that it makes being an asshole and motherfucker a compliment. A super douchebag will talk to a girl who has her shit together while fucking a hippopotamus on the side. Then once the hippopotamus gets knocked up from one of their nightly adventures into her jungle aka her twat, the super douchebag will tell the girl who has her shit together it's her fault because she didn't put out immediately. Please do not confuse with an actual douche.

"Kris Rich is a super douchebag."

by Nosillac August 5, 2014

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Mr. Douchebag

A song from yourfavoritemartian (a now dead popular YouTube “band”) featuring the band shit talking a rich douchebag.

It is now a pretty popular meme which makes different characters and people have the same face as mr douchebag and a clip of the song plays

Squidward: that’s it spongebob I’ve had a-
*turns into mr. douchebag*
Sponge bob: I’m sorry squidward...

by reversed dankness March 30, 2021

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douchebaggery

The actions of a person who is a huge douchebag, who exhibits these qualities too frequently.

The midget down the hall is guilty of extreme douchebaggery. Everything he is does is queer. I would love to punch him in his face for his sin of douchebaggery.

by TheRealestOne February 19, 2009

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douchebaggery

An act involving the skill or prowess of a douchebag.

Matt: Dude that guy totally jipped you from the team! That sucks man.

Abby: Yeah dude, it was total douchebaggery.

Matt: Yeah, I hate that douchebag.

by Abbyjabby October 13, 2009

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