Douchebag

Someone who is so terrible of a human that you can listen to St Anger by Metallica and honestly feel better by doing so.

Not filling this in properly, if you're this angry because of a douchebag and you can still center yourself from listening to this album you're gonna be okay, or the opposite I don't fucking know I'm a welder by trade.

by Anxietypuke May 10, 2021

Douchebag

Marco Malacara

Wow, he's a real douchebag, he must know Marco!

by cam92296 October 6, 2012

dipdidee douchebag

A stupid douche.

That guy is a dipdidee douchebag! Ri

by Ripster1234 January 8, 2013

douchebag

Refers to a self-obsessed person usually of the male gender. An extreme "jerk" or "Asshole".

Derrick: Hey did you hear CJ posted Mike's phone number on Twitter?
Ian: No way, what a douchebag

by gtmillion September 19, 2012

douchebag

A guy who has no brain, acts like he's part of the jersey shore when he really isn't. Tends to be a dick to everyone who isn't his but buddy. An overall asshole in all aspects

Ronnie, pauly d, the jock in your school.
Guy: "dude stop being such a douchebag"
Douchebag: "I'm not a douchebag you're all just faggots"

by Mcstudly69 October 25, 2012

Primary Douchebag

Not to be confused with the Apprentice Douchebag. Just as there is always a bigger villain behind the scene so to is a bigger douchebag. Usual signs that a primary douchebag is in the area is usually the annoyed feelings you get from the crowd around you. It is always the person who makes everyone at a party feels mad as hell.

Guy 1: I get why this party sucks there's a Primary Douchebag here and its probably Patrick.

by HourglassMage May 10, 2012

Douchebag

Person who pays where ever and whenever the fuck he wants.

limo pulls up to parking structure. pays at the beginning. DOUCHEBAG

by yobaf March 1, 2011