The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when after receiving a Green Bay Packer from the bear variety of men; the recipient then finds a football field and just shits all over it. The shitting on the field may be figuratively or literally.

"Illinois football fans gather in a stadium to watch their local heroes perform The Chicago Bear. "

by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021

Chicago

Where queers who's parents don't love them and live in Elmwood park think they are from

"I heard he claims Chicago"
"It dont matter, hes from Elmwood park"

by HueyLouisAndTheNewey May 30, 2021

the chicago 7

almost heroes

but not quite

by better luck next time June 29, 2004

Chicago Snowblower

A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.

"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"

by femboydestroyer4960 September 12, 2024

Southside of Chicago

Dangerous side of Chicago, full of shootings and dangerous wars. - Stay away at all means.

Ay foe, dem niggas onna southside of chicago crazy asl.

by .3mxi December 28, 2024

Chicago black hole twister

When you put cum inside one’s genitals and proceed to pull off their nipple and drink the milk when they lactate. then they proceed to get a surgery on their knee and put their milk inside until it explodes. then you get your neighbor named Timmy and proceed to open his rectum and get the booty crumbs, then proceed to fuck to fuck someone until a black hole appears and sucks up everybody including the earth.

David: bro I just gave Bonnie blue the Chicago black hole twister, dude it was crazy

Bonnie blue: *autistic noises*

by The Chicago menace July 2, 2025

Chicago Triangle

An activity involving smoking weed. There needs to be at least three blunts and three (or more) people involved. All stand in a triangle shape, facing each other. With more people it becomes more of a circle. Each person lights a blunt, and passes it. All puff and pass at exactly the same time in a clockwise fashion, so you continuously have a blunt in your hand. Keep going around, puffing and passing until all 3 blunts are smoked. You will get REALLY HIGH, REALLY FAST, which is kinda the goal. A game that was invented in Chicago (hence the name) and over time has made its way to other cities.

Person 1: Hey people, I just scored some weed!
Person 2: Great! Should we do a Chicago Triangle?
Person 3: Let's go!

by DJAK47NYC July 11, 2025