Oh my god. The sexiest math teacher ever to exist. All though he runs a little weird, he probably has the largest dick around. A bit of a bastard but hey at least he’s married.
by Fatheraddisoninchrist May 30, 2022
Get the addison cartermug. 
Carter is that one guy who thinks they're all that. Although he's the size of a shrimp, he's nevertheless a lady's man. You can find him in 14 different girls DM's, but always left on read. Carter is very nice and smart, however he DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO TAKE A HINT. He claims to be masculine and strong, but lacks any or all athleticism.
Person 1: Hey dude did you see that guy get beaten by that 5 year old in an arm wrestling match?
Person 2: LOL really! He's such a carter
Person 2: LOL really! He's such a carter
by Whitekiwi January 11, 2020
Get the Cartermug. by FP4764 June 5, 2018
Get the Cartermug. He's so bad at everything. He has negative rizz. He has absolutely no value. He's a short blonde white motherfucker. He has milkyway bars for lunch, average American am I right? He's not smart and an absolute lunatic.
by bhfgsd January 20, 2023
Get the Cartermug. by John donogibo April 5, 2022
Get the Cartermug. When you have an orgy on a school trip in the bathroom with every girl there and only one dude, also while using cocaine and heroin.
by guacomolechip December 25, 2023
Get the Dirty Cartermug.