grace: do you wanna hang out?
nina: i can’t, i have to eat bananas
grace: but it’s sunday
nina: the first sunday of every month is banana wednesday
nina: i can’t, i have to eat bananas
grace: but it’s sunday
nina: the first sunday of every month is banana wednesday
by jeffbezos July 1, 2021
Get the banana wednesday mug.A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.
Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
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Get the Banana Stuffer mug.A phrase coined by a banker named Daniel who had to purchase a large number of bananas. He guesstimated the number of bananas he needed to reach a certain amount of money and was right on, to the penny.
This phrase is now used to express anything that happens to come out exactly right. ie: Grabbing a random number of stamps and having the exact number you need for your envelopes.
It is used on its own as an exclamation of your excitement.
This phrase is now used to express anything that happens to come out exactly right. ie: Grabbing a random number of stamps and having the exact number you need for your envelopes.
It is used on its own as an exclamation of your excitement.
by abudobby July 11, 2019
Get the Daniel's Bananas mug.Noun phrase; a gambling term used by friends to discreetly signal a person to halt or at least be wary of their current gambling activities. It serves as a metaphorical warning, prompting the individual to reflect on their behavior and consider seeking help if needed to avoid potential harm or addiction.
Origin and Usage:
Emerged from the combination of two distinct elements: "red," often associated with danger or warning signs, and "banana," chosen as a random and attention-grabbing word. The term was first used by Justin Ford at Redding, California.
The usage of "Red Banana" typically occurs among close friends or acquaintances who have established a rapport and level of trust with the gambler. By choosing a code word like "Red Banana," the friend aims to communicate a serious message without drawing attention from others in the vicinity, such as casino staff or fellow gamblers.
Origin and Usage:
Emerged from the combination of two distinct elements: "red," often associated with danger or warning signs, and "banana," chosen as a random and attention-grabbing word. The term was first used by Justin Ford at Redding, California.
The usage of "Red Banana" typically occurs among close friends or acquaintances who have established a rapport and level of trust with the gambler. By choosing a code word like "Red Banana," the friend aims to communicate a serious message without drawing attention from others in the vicinity, such as casino staff or fellow gamblers.
Justin discretely exclaimed “red banana” to his friend that was loosing his winning on the slot machine.
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