water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world (the liquid that's keeping you alive)

Person 1: i'm addicted to water, i just need it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: careful bro you could overdrink and die, plus how is water delicious?
Person 1: it is, especially when you're dying of thirst.
Person 2: i think you have a water addiction.

by AverageWaterEnjoyer March 31, 2024

bts addiction

the shittiest and the cringiest type of addiction in existance

emily: omg jungkook is so hot
mark: stfu bitch u got bts addiction

by Savakiri63 September 27, 2021

Nicotine Addict

Likely a teenager who got their juul taken away by their mom and is now shaking from withdrawals...

“Mom did you take my juul?!” ~ Teen

“ yes you fucking nicotine addict.” ~ Mom
“You’re a fiend.”~ Dad

by Genius fax December 28, 2019

gold addict

someone who is obsessed with goldfish

: GUY:1- hey man watcha eatin?
GUY:2- I LOVE GOLDFISH
GUY:1- oh so your a gold addict?
GUY:2- I LOVE GOLDFISH

by that drippyswaggerhomie March 22, 2021

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Fiend addict

Someone who is so addicted to any substance that they fiend over it. They usually resemble a strung out goblin king that can't afford anything other than what they fiend for.

N - "yo have you seen Zach around?"
G - "oh you mean that fiend addict? Yeah he's a bum
N - "He sure is a fiend addict isn't he? Haha *high fives G*

by Gswizzle690 May 18, 2021

Luna's Mayo Addiction

Luna has a crippeling mayo addiction, as much as she tries to run from the may she keeps eating it, she is in love with the mayo, her only friend is mayo, in mayo she finds peace, rest and shelter, batman may have been born in the dark but luna was made in mayo.

Bro I am crazy for this girl like Luna's Mayo Addiction

by bigfriendlybear April 8, 2021