water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world (the liquid that's keeping you alive)

Person 1: i'm addicted to water, i just need it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: careful bro you could overdrink and die, plus how is water delicious?
Person 1: it is, especially when you're dying of thirst.
Person 2: i think you have a water addiction.

by AverageWaterEnjoyer March 31, 2024

Not an addiction

Not an addiction is being falsely accused of being addicted to something. Remember it's not an addiction if you choose to do it.

Person 1: You have an addiction
Person 2: it's not an addiction because remember it's not an addiction if you choose to do it.

by hot chocolate lover June 2, 2019

Luna's Mayo Addiction

Luna has a crippeling mayo addiction, as much as she tries to run from the may she keeps eating it, she is in love with the mayo, her only friend is mayo, in mayo she finds peace, rest and shelter, batman may have been born in the dark but luna was made in mayo.

Bro I am crazy for this girl like Luna's Mayo Addiction

by bigfriendlybear April 8, 2021

alter aeon addict

Someone who proclaims that they're finished with this terrible mud, but who still dreams about it.

Morpheus still uses jaws 6.2 and GMud32, be back chums I'm going to quaff. Wow ted, you're such an alter aeon addict.

by TedPaul October 22, 2018

Fortnite addict

Literally everyone

It's taking over, Fortnite addicts beware

by FreeSplash January 26, 2019

book addict

A person who cannot stop reading and is in love with so many fictional characters (that all die in the end btw) that they cannot count

My friend Joan is a book addict

by sexcgod April 15, 2021

Dash addiction

Never leaving your home for carry-out food, grocery store and double dash items from local Walgreens.

I haven't changed clothes in 5 days. My Dash addiction is so bad I haven't gone outside or driven anywhere for 10 days.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022