Fake Chowder

When you pretend like your eating a girl out by smacking your lips, while fingering her clirt. WARNING ONLY DONE IF PUSSY IS SMELLY

"One time Grace caught me giving her fake chowder it was not good" - Fred (Hall Pass)

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by theconquerer101 March 7, 2011

fake and gay

Something the Youtube 3rd grade joke teller came up with. His mindless sheep/puppets aka fans post it on videos they don't like then thing they are cool.

Comment One: Cool video
Comment Two: Funny lol
Comment Three: Fake and Gay!
@comment Three: Just another mindless sheep pandering to RWJ I see.

by YourEvilHeroz March 26, 2010

fake muslim

hoes that wear a kimar one day when their hair isnt done and on they deen the next day

she a fake muslim she never garb up..

by Saniyah September 20, 2013

fake-up

A fake-up is when a couple says, often in order to increase the dramatic effect of an argument, that they are going to break up, when in fact neither of them believes that they will. It can also be when a frequently "on-off" couple swears they're broken up for good this time, and then gets back together.

Person A: Did you hear about Ken and Barbie's fight?
Person B: Yeah, I heard she threatened to break up with him, but he knew she wouldn't actually go through with it.
Person A: Yeah, she's always trying to fake-up with that boy...

by Millygirl01 March 16, 2008

fake typer

moving you're hands while moving your fingers when typing on a keyboard. you're only supposed to move fingers.

You're only supposed to move your fingers when you type, fake typer!

by Regan Borlik October 18, 2010

fake sobriety

When someone is drinking/drugging but they claim to everyone else that they have been sober since xx/xx/xx date.

Joe had everyone fooled when he told them at the A.A. meeting that he had been sober for 5 years. No one knew about his fake sobriety.

by mcJoo July 7, 2008

Fake and front

The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.

Putting up a front; being fake.

Putting on a facade.

Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.

Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.

by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014