Noob apocalypse

When a Tom of new players join your game and asks you questions that make you feel awkward.

(An example of a noob apocalypse)
1Noob:how do you play? /you: well you ju-
3Noob :how can I win? /you:umm you just

need t—
3Noob:how do you get those items? /you: ;-;

by Fnaftail28 March 13, 2019

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Douche Noob

What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.

*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click

by TheVerdict July 14, 2011

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hecking noob

Usually to be toxic online, one might say "hecking noob!" To either joke around or couse a fight with other 9 year olds. This term is mainly used in the roblox community and/or minecraft. By conclusion when someone online says "hecking noob!" the best responses would be "ur mom" or "no u". This will couse the toxic players defeat and you win.... or you can just call them "fat".

Toxic player: you hecking noob!!
You: fat.
Toxic player: (commits not exist)
You: win.

by GoatKing October 08, 2019

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