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unicorn stickers

When a girl shits in the guys mouth and he takes the shit and rubs it in circles on the girls ass
Wow those unicorn stickers look cool
by Funny& April 18, 2018
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Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
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unicorn boobies

Another name for a female pursued but never conquered; A mythical set of boobs
He spent most of his free time online talking to unicorn boobies.
by Glimi December 24, 2008
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Unicorn Poo

1. Unicorn excrement.

2. Ice cream with Nerds™ (or some other epic tangy candy) sprinkled on top. The most accurate use of the word occurs if the ice cream is also rainbow sherbet in addition to the candy.
Let's go down to Ice Cream Towne and buy us some Grade A Unicorn Poo.
by Sethy Seth December 22, 2010
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Unicorn Hunting

When a guy or girl has unrealistically high standards for the people they date.
Dave is still single because he goes unicorn hunting every time he's out.
by Screechy Witch August 3, 2017
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Unicorn Sex

Unicorn Sex is the sexual intercourse between a man with a dildo taped to his forehead and a woman who's anal with be penetrated by the same dildo that was taped to the man's forehead
"Hey, John!"
"Yeah Timmy?"
"JUST HAD FREAKIN UNICORN SEX LAST NIGHT!"
"k."
by Khagreytits September 2, 2014
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Unicorn Rider

The nickname given to a woman who fantasizes about riding fierce, mysteriously beautiful mythical creatures during sex.
"Wat. Krystina fantasizes about riding mythical creatures during sex?"
"Yeah, she's a Unicorn Rider."
by BigSondra December 9, 2010
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