Dry Duck

What you say before you put your dick in a extra tight virgin pocket pussy without any lube.

Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.

by LettuceFetish May 30, 2015

duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.

My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?

by Donny55001 May 20, 2018

Duck overlord

A duck named Ben that is the head of all ducks and can put mine control on ducks that don’t listen to him. From the past few years ben has been spotted taking over small villages near swamps so if u live near a swamp just look out for an army of ducks

Man: oh no I c the duck overlord

Man 2: HIDE!! He’s coming for us
Man 3: how has Ben found us?!?!!?

by DUCK OVERLORD (Ben) August 6, 2021

duck dagger

an unusually flat penis resembling the bill of a duck, used to stab bitches repeatedly in the mungo.

Did you see Becky walking funny? That's because Chris stabbed her mungo with his duck dagger, shit was brutal.

by duckdaggerdynasty January 1, 2015

Hoe duck

A female under the impression that she's a bright person. She looks like she's had a shit tone of heroin

"Mate did you hear Destiny talking shit earlier, I think she's losing it look at her." "Yea bro she's a fucken hoe duck"

by Hoe Duck(by Adog) November 9, 2020

duck hunt

A phrase you use when you or someone are looking for something.

P1: Have you found those pair of socks?
P2: No, I’m still on the duck hunt.

by Mambi23 June 23, 2022

To giant ducks

A verb, perfect for when you want to turn someone down and confuse them at the same time.

A verb ideal for when you don't have plans but need to say you do.

Mark: "Hey, wanna grab some coffee later?"
Janie: "I'm sorry, I have to giant ducks, I'm swamped."

Teacher: "Where were you yesterday? Skipping class?"
Student: "No, no, of course not, I had to giant ducks."

Parent's note: "Please excuse Shelby from school tomorrow, she will have to giant ducks."

by Quacktastic11047 June 18, 2011