popping a clown

to do something very desperate to make people laugh such as
wearing too much makeup
hitting yourself in the head with a plastic baseball bat
and other useless pranks ex. whoopee cushion

one who is a buzz-kill will often pop a clown
weird al is very good at popping a clown
by BetterAndIKnowIt June 28, 2011
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drunk clown

a term used to describe a person at a party/event who is unable to control their alcohol consumption resulting in them constantly making a fool of themselves to those around them
Jeff was the drunk clown of the party last night as he kept spilling his drinks all over the show!
by Managerial Master March 28, 2022
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box the clown

why go out partyin when u can stay home and box the clown in stead?
by JAke A S June 26, 2006
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clown college

Where's the Big Dog today?
He's out of town at Clown College.
Great! He'll either be learning new ways to screw with us or we'll have to learn the new Buzzwords of the Month.
by Dr. Bubba September 04, 2011
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ass clown

A Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority Employee.
"Those ass clowns waste tax dollars like they have their own printing press."
Those ass clowns couldn't pour piss out of their boots if the directions were written on the bottoms."
by snipet May 01, 2008
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Angry Clown

ANGRY CLOWN:
An irritated anus due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/anal hyjinks. Also referred to as a "Flamous Amos"
I ate a gnarly batch of habanero hot wings that gave me the Angry Clown .
by EL-KABONG! September 12, 2007
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Angry Clown

During Doggystyle Sex reach over and smear her makeup, as your about to cum, jump in front of her and smash her in the face with a creme pie, cum on the back of the pie, hit her on the top of the head with a sock full of talcum powder while spraying seltzer water in her face and feverishly screaming "I'M A MAN OF MY WORD!!!" Proceed to walk out of the room squeezing a bicycle horn!
Eating at McDonald's was never the same after I gave her a "Angry Clown"
by Niiiiinnnnneeeee!!!!!! July 11, 2009
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