Messy McDonald

Sexual fetiche involving the usage of edibles, typically barbecue sauces during sexual intercourse.

Couples need to be in a sitting posture, with the part on the top in charge of the sauce spreading.

The most common situation involves rubbing the condiment on the laying's part chest.

Jack and Joan got aroused with all the barbecue handling during their company's end-of-year party and sneaked-out to pamper a messy McDonald in their car.

by fidelito_ca December 20, 2010

Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)

Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald

by NEOblitz86 June 28, 2024

ramsay mcdonald

A guy who looks like a North Korean shanty eye rice picking nonce

Horror who got darra it a me Ramsay McDonald

by Jesse Beattie January 21, 2018

Mcdonalds

The place where they scam you with the same amount of liquid in every size and they make you obese without you realizing sorry meghan trainor

Mcdonalds: The one food restaurant that matpat had to do a theory only on the SPRITE!!!

by Matpats newest therory November 30, 2023

Parker McDonald

One of my best friends I trust him with everything. You can trust him, no matter what. He’s the only one who checked up on me not even my best friend checked up on me. That’s why I trust him. Even when I’m in trouble, he’ll still try to take the blame for me and that’s what I love about Parker. He’s like my brother That I never got.

Random girl: who is Parker McDonald?
Me: he’s the nicest guy I’ve ever met

by Logan is amazing 1234 May 5, 2025

McDonald's relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!,

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.

by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020

Take Me To McDonalds

This means come and lets have some quick cheeky sex. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.

Guy:"Babe im in the mood"
Girl:"Baby me too,Take Me To McDonalds"

by larasinsidejokes January 3, 2017