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Eli

Eli smokes a lot she won’t make it to senior year
by Dawidiodjddhskksjd October 3, 2023
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Eli

A fuckin retard that you can't out with every day and sometimes maybe call him daddy. But he is a good friend over all and you just love him as a brother. And hes always there for you no matter what he is jus5 the best person you'll ever meet.
Eli is my daddy
by SHUT THE FUCK UP CARL November 13, 2021
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eli

(they/them) a very hot brit who is obsessed with fred weasley.
violet: eli is super hot.
by eliish0rny June 24, 2021
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Elis

Elis is a friend of mine that weighs about 2 grams and idk why
person1: how much do you weigh?
person2: I weigh about as much as Elis.
person1: Jesus christ
by Mussclik August 9, 2020
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Eli the shithead

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.
ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!
by doodlevr June 6, 2022
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elis

The name Elis without an E screams badass. They know their place but still respects the people around them. They will never need a man because know s women can do anything by themselves.

Sensitive when you press on their insecurities and use political reasoning against them.

Smart academically but a crackhead logically and mentally. They’re the life of the party and the one keeping group together.

Sarcasm and sassiness are their powers and it’s enough to pull people down. They’re the dream friends with charming humour, care, respect and responsibility. Hold them close and never let them go because you’ll regret what they’ll do after.

They’re toxic to people they dont like but super friendly with people they acquaintance or are friends with.
“Elis is walking towards that direction.”

“Shes the nice girl that I met.”

“I think you confused Elis with someone else.”
by Racecard156 February 2, 2021
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Eli

A nice caring guy who is nice to everyone. As long as they respect him, he will respect them. He is smart and intelligent but he never gives himself the credit. He listens and gives advice. Eli is cute and tall. A great friend and even greater boyfriend
"Eli is a great friend"
"You're dating Eli?!?"
by Clown_b0i September 13, 2020
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