Eli Dick Day

Semptember 26th is Eli Dick Day in honor of Eli’s dick

Guy: yo are you hard
Eli: no bro im not
Guy: Happy Eli Dick Day

by MegaManMyth September 27, 2025

Eli

Eli is very stupid and all he does is sleep and play Omori all day, he’s also a nerd and proven multiple times he’s a crybaby! He also have an evil twin that’s much cooler than the other.
Overall he’s a NERDO

You’re a nerd, Eli

by c00l_sh4rk June 25, 2023

Eli

Eli is a villan, he’s one of them villains that’s the main character in a book, he’s the one that you follow, and you begin to understand why he does the shit he does. Fr a joker backstory

Eli is also known as 58goat

by birdyy_edits October 16, 2021

Eli

Probably smart, but also fucking ugly. Can give good advice. You might be an Eli. Most Eli's are scared of women.

Person 1: I can't remember how a jet engine works.
Person 2: I'll call Eli...

by Rd4rtg September 5, 2023

Elis

Cool ninja who is the one and only GAYBEAST destroyer of SUS boys like Elias Junevik also Mandel steals all of Elis songs and adds them to his playlist not cool Mandel

Mandel: kolla min nya spellista

Alla: Mandel du är raggare sluta copypaste Elis spellistor

by GAYBEAST August 28, 2020

Eli

A little shit head

Stop being an Eli

by NNNwinner2019 November 27, 2019

brandon eli

Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick

Man, Brandon Eli is so respectful and hot.

by Harambe42069 October 9, 2017