Talking Philosophy

A method of seduction by which Adam Powell will single out an attractive lady, discuss Philosophy with her until everyone falls asleep, and then fornicate with her. The term 'talking philosophy' is then substituted for the actual act of intercourse.

-Hey what happened with that girl last night?

-Nothing

-I heard you guys talking philosophy

-Yeah...

by TheMacLennan March 24, 2009

Strap talk

When someone talks about having a gun, using a gun, planning to use a gun, or pretty much anything related to guns in a gangster way.

Me and my homies just love to stand around and talk strap all day.

"Don't worry about it. It's just general strap talk"
"Don't you talk strap to me."

by ElJameso February 11, 2013

Joe Talk

To strike up a useless and aggravatingly long conversation. Originates from the talk initiated by a Trader Joe's cashier with a customer.

Martha, the Trader Joe's cashier, decided to Joe Talk me while I was trying to pay for my mint chip ice cream. She spent the next seven minutes trying to figure out if we could figure out how long it would take to hand churn ice cream together. The customers behind me were now all petrified by the ideas of how Martha would Joe Talk them.

by agilemage September 25, 2014

Stalker Talking

Stalker Talking is when someone, who you usually don't really know, strikes up an unwanted, meaningless, uncomfortable conversation with you everytime they see you.

Karen was just sitting there, minding her own business, when that creepy guy started stalker talking to her again.

by Combat Spoon October 28, 2010

track talk

Rumors

That’s nothing but track talk.

by Miss Garcia February 9, 2021

talking to mute

The increasingly common situation where an individual on a conference orvideo call talks extensively without remembering to turn on their microphone. Also an excuse for situations where that same person wasn't paying attention to the call whatsoever. This situation is most common in conference call scenarios although it can also be seen in video conferences, particularly in the current work-from-home environment.

"Jamie? Jamie?? You there? We need your approval to allow the project to start."

(long pause)
"Oops, sorry, guys. Talking to mute again." (with the sound of toilet flushing in the background)

by lakeshore September 18, 2020

sigh talk

Someone who sounds depressed whilst talking, as if every word was a sigh. (Think Eeyore)

Amanda always sigh talks, like yesterday, she was all " heeeeeyyyyy, *sigh*, I'm ok *sigh*.... Things are fine *sigh*...what are you up to? *sigh*"

by Marauder12 June 2, 2016